Trouble Redeemed
My guy tells me that it is “the writer’s gift and curse to redeem trouble with language.” Shall we test that concept? I had my first colonoscopy yesterday. Some moments and reflections: - Toilets need built-in entertainment stations for such a time as this. - I suspect that the cup (see photo) that they gave me to mix my Magic Drano Drink in was bewitched because I sipped and sipped and sipped at that crappy stuff, and it seemed multiply at my touch like the treasure in the vault at Gringott’s. Why is there so much of this . . .?!? - A snippet from a group text with some patient friends who listened to me complain all evening: Me: Will I get demerits if I don’t finish the whole drink? Diane: You really should follow their instructions. If your colon is not properly cleansed, you will have gone through this for nothing. Me: That’s the wrong answer. I thought you loved me. She doesn’t. Diane doesn’t love me. - On the positive side, I have rediscovered Jell-O. Cheap,...